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"Sure, beauty has the power to excite men. But so does a box of donuts."

Gilman's debut, the bestselling
Kiss My Tiara:How to Rule the World as a SmartMouth Goddess is a guide
to power and attitude for a new generation, serving up an intelligent alternative to negative
messages women get every day from magazines, television, and relatives. Its smart rules for smart
women (of all cultures, sexualities, and sizes) combine uncommon wisdom, wit, and practical advice
on everything from looks ("Beauty Tips from Mental Institutions") to politics ("Onward, Vixen Soldiers").
How to turn shopping into a power tool, out-harass harassers, and apply man-catching techniques to
salary negotiations -- it's all here. A must-read for anyone who wants to be mistress of her universe. A
Book Sense 76 Pick.
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"A deliriously, levitatingly funny memoir" -- Kirkus Reviews (starred).

Hypocrite in a Pouffy White Dress is a hilarious, nakedly honest memoir about growing up groovy and
clueless in New York City. This instant New York Times' Bestseller documents Gilman's spectacularly
idiotic and unique adventures in growing up  -- being an uncool white kid in a tough Puerto Rican
neighborhood, a teenager throwing herself at a rock star, an ambitious cub reporter discovering that
there's more to the world than her own navel, and a feminist bride having a melt-down in David's
Bridal Salon. These true stories are so engaging, they read like the very best fiction. At turns
heartbreaking, insightful, and screamingly funny, "Hypocrite" uniquely chronicles a generation. A book
that readers instantly want to read aloud to their friends.

Undress Me in the Temple of Heaven is a riveting, funny, but harrowing true story -- a modern-day
heart of  darkness full of Communist operatives, backpackers, and pancakes. In 1986, Gilman and a
friend  planned an ambitious trek across the globe starting in the People's Republic of China. At that
point, China had been open to independent backpackers for roughly ten minutes.
Armed only with the collected works of Nietzsche and Linda Goodman's
Love Signs, the two young
women plunged  into the dusty streets of Shanghai. Unsurprisingly, they quickly found themselves in
over their heads -- stripped of everything familiar, under constant government surveillance, and
ensnared in rural China. What began as a journey full of humor, eroticism and enlightenment grew
sinister -- becoming a real-life international thriller that changed them forever.
Anthologies
Body Outlaws. A
collection of the freshest,
hippest writers ever to
slam Mattel's Barbie doll
and speak up for the
beauty of the
un-blonde, the un-tall
and the
un-anorexic.Contains
Gilman's infamous,
"Klaus Barbie, and Other
Dolls I'd Like to See."
Sex and Single Girls.
Candid, personal
accounts of pleasure,
fear, desire, risk, survival,
heartbreak, and
intimacy. Well-known
writers and feminists treat
topics ranging from
online sex to abortion.
Includes Gilman’s essay,
“I am One Lousy Lay.”
Mr. Wrong. Witty, wise,
and entertaining
personal essays by some
of the literary world’s
most accomplished and
bestselling authors
about frogs who never
did turn into princes.
Among these, Gilman’s
satiric “I’m Still Waiting.”
Single State of the Union.
In this compilation of  
sass, humor, and style,
single women prove
their lives extend well
beyond Match.com
and Manolo Blahniks.
Gilman has contributed
“Marriage Ain’t Prozac”
from
Kiss My Tiara.
Norton Field Guide to
Writing with Readings
and Handbook
.
Everything  students
need to learn good
writing. In use at
more than 300
colleges and
universities. Features
Gilman’s“Mick
Jagger Wants Me.”
Lost in translation? Versions from around the world...
Australia
Germany
Italy
Japan
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